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The Burglary Alert

Home security takes on a whole new meaning in this family hit.

A burglar broke into our house last night. My mother-in-law was staying in the guest room. The burglar is currently in the hospital; apparently, she chased him for three miles just to tell him his posture was terrible.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My mother-in-law has come round to...
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1997 Joke: I Took My Mother-In-Law
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we wen...read more »
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing...
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never ...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024 “Election & AI Video” Edition
In 2024, we learned that AI can now create full-length movies of ...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition
In 2012, we were all half-expecting the world to end on December ...read more »
64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2009, we were all trying to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, the world was dancing the Macarena, the movie Indep...read more »
I always know when it’s the...
I always know when it’s the mother-in-law knocking at the door be...read more »
55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, the world changed with a single "Slide to Unlock." It wa...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad” Edition
In 2010, the world learned that we didn't just want iPhones; we w...read more »

😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Getting my mother-in-law to accept a...
Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was eas...read more »
56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone” Edition
In 2004, the social media revolution began, and the "Snap" of a f...read more »
My mother-in-law was so mean she...
My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a fr...read more »
My mother-in-law is a legend for this!
My mother-in-law told me: „My son would have been a millionaire i...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict08/15/2001 03:45LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@AskJeeves_Fan07/02/2010 04:05Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@PalmPilot_Pro06/26/2015 07:58Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@StarWars_Nerd08/09/2003 14:51The farce is strong with this one!
@Optical_Mouse_9908/01/1998 22:07I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan01/05/2013 21:03Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Ancient_Aliens_G03/23/2004 13:24I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@CompuServe_Classic01/06/2006 16:00Premium humor for premium members.
@Noob_Slayer_X02/02/2000 02:56Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Safari_Surfer08/16/2008 06:59A wild laugh appeared!

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