The Bicycle Tiredness
Two wheels and a lot of exhaustion. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
The Burglary Alert
Home security takes on a whole new meaning in this family hit. A burglar broke into our house last night. My mother-in-law was staying in… Read More »The Burglary Alert
Why did the blonde bring a camera to the exam?
She wanted to “capture” her thoughts.
2025 Legacy: The Dubai Chocolate Addict
One, but they have to fill the bulb with pistachio cream and kataifi before screwing it in for the ASMR effect. Part of the 60… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Dubai Chocolate Addict
2025 Legacy: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided that any script with his name on it was “good enough.” Part of the… Read More »2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
2023 Classic: The EGOT for Elton John
Why the buzz? For winning his first Emmy for his farewell concert special, officially making him the 19th person to collect the full set of… Read More »2023 Classic: The EGOT for Elton John
2022 Classic: The 40-Mile Convoy
Why was the 2022 Russian drive to Kyiv like a bad summer road trip? Because they forgot the gas, they forgot the snacks, and after… Read More »2022 Classic: The 40-Mile Convoy
2022 Vintage: The Ash Barty Retirement
Why was Australia in shock? Because the world number one won the Australian Open and then just said “I’m done,” proving that walking away on… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Ash Barty Retirement
2021 Legacy: The Free Guy
A guy walks in and says, “Don’t have a good day, have a great day!” The bartender says, “You’re a background character, sit down.” Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Free Guy