2025 Legacy: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

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@Toy_Story_Buzz08/23/2008 09:35To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Skate_Or_Die_9903/31/2008 08:24Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@DVD_Rom_King12/29/1997 02:18More capacity for humor on this site!

@Leave_Britney_A05/12/2015 05:14Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@StrongBad_Mail08/06/1999 14:31I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Happy_Tree_Fans04/21/2008 07:53So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Salad_Fingers_F12/24/2004 13:55I like it when the jokes are... rusty.