2017 Classic: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great about my crypto-wallet. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: Worst Actor
Why Tom Cruise? For The Mummy, where his primary acting choice was “running away from sand while looking confused.” Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: Worst Actor
2016 Vintage: The Zootopia
“In this city, anyone can be anything!” “Then can you be someone who actually mows the lawn for once?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Zootopia
2015 Archive: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” puns about dinosaurs. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The GoPro Craze
Why was there a camera attached to the turkey? Because 2014 was the year we had to see every “extreme” angle of the holiday, even… Read More »2014 Vintage: The GoPro Craze
2014 Legacy: The Gone Girl Marriage
Why is every husband in 2014 nervous? Because they watched Gone Girl and now every time their wife says “I have a surprise,” they wonder if they need a… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Gone Girl Marriage
2012 Legacy: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair of survivors. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” Cast
Why were they nominated? For proving that having five famous pregnant women in a movie is just five times the screaming. Part of the 35… Read More »2012 Archive: The “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” Cast
2011 Legacy: The Laptop
I’m “folding” under the pressure of my social feed. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Laptop
2011 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Hype
Why did the boss start saying “Winter is coming”? Because the Q4 budget review was approaching and he wanted to sound dramatic. Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Hype