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2009 Vintage: The Kamikaze

 “To the end of the decade!”

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee05/08/2000 07:56Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Gladiator_Maximus05/03/2012 05:52Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee06/20/2011 09:30A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Beavis_Butthead02/27/2010 16:40Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Optical_Mouse_9902/03/2004 07:26I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Gnutella_User06/19/1998 02:46Peer-to-peer laughing!
@BitTorrent_0107/22/2012 19:44Seeding this joke for everyone else.

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