A guy says, “My date looks exactly like a movie star!” The bartender says, “That’s because she’s a Deepfake projection from a subscription service. Also, her ‘subscription’ just expired—she’s turning into a blurry 404 error.”
Part of the 30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
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In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
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