2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng

A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says, “He’s cute, but he can’t drink here.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro05/11/2000 03:15Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Scream_Fan_9604/04/2006 21:22What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@StarWars_Nerd01/09/2014 10:27The farce is strong with this one!

@WiFi_Zero_One08/26/2002 09:13Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo05/06/2007 14:53Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Toolbar_Hater07/05/2003 19:38My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!