A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila. The guy asks, “How did you know?” The bartender points to the glowing chip behind the guy’s ear. “Your brain just broadcasted ‘I hate my boss’ to the entire Wi-Fi network. It’s the daily special.”
Part of the 30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Past Tense
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
A joke for the end of the world.
Professional humor for professional people.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.