A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I see you... laughing!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.