A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1998 Vintage: The White Russian Sequel
A guy orders a White Russian with powdered milk. The bartender says, "That’s just wrong, even fo... read more »
A guy orders a White Russian with powdered milk. The bartender says, "That’s just wrong, even fo... read more »
2. 2023 Archive: The Succession Finale
A group of siblings are arguing over who gets to pay the tab. The bartender says, "You’re all mo... read more »
A group of siblings are arguing over who gets to pay the tab. The bartender says, "You’re all mo... read more »
3. 1996 Classic: The Garnish
A maraschino cherry walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve food.” The cherry says... read more »
A maraschino cherry walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve food.” The cherry says... read more »
4. 2011 Archive: The Melancholia
A guy says, "A planet is going to hit us!" The bartender says, "Well, better finish that bottle ... read more »
A guy says, "A planet is going to hit us!" The bartender says, "Well, better finish that bottle ... read more »
5. 2016 Legacy: The 2016 Ending
"Next year has to be better, right?" The bartender just polishes a glass in silence.Part of the ... read more »
"Next year has to be better, right?" The bartender just polishes a glass in silence.Part of the ... read more »
6. 2005 Archive: The Mr. & Mrs. Smith
A couple starts arguing at the bar. The bartender says, "I don't care if you're secret agents, n... read more »
A couple starts arguing at the bar. The bartender says, "I don't care if you're secret agents, n... read more »
7. 2024 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less time being 'brat'."Part of the 5... read more »
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less time being 'brat'."Part of the 5... read more »
8. 2009 Legacy: The B-52
"Light it up like a viral video."Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition ... read more »
"Light it up like a viral video."Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition ... read more »
9. 2010 Classic: The Sangria
"Fruit, wine, and a bit of hope."Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launc... read more »
"Fruit, wine, and a bit of hope."Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launc... read more »
10. 2013 Classic: The B-52
"Light it up like a new smartphone screen."Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harl... read more »
"Light it up like a new smartphone screen."Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harl... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2008-08-24 ARCHIVE_LOG]WebSurfer_X: Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
[2003-01-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]Zip_Drive_Owner: Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
[1999-10-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]Palm_Pilot_User: Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
[2009-01-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Sk8ter_Boi_Avril: He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
[1998-07-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Fargo_Marge: Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
[1997-07-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]Nice_Guy_Eddie: Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
[1997-07-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]Dr_Evil_Pinky: One billion... laughs!
[2000-08-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Brick_Tamland_L: I love lamp. And I love this joke.
[2000-01-03 ARCHIVE_LOG]Chocolate_Rain: I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
[1998-12-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Delicious_Links: Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
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classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.