A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.
An invisible man walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, I can’t see you being served here.”
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2024 Archive: The Coaster
A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Problem? No, just laughs!
found this via a link. glad i clicked.
so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.