A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.
An invisible man walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, I can’t see you being served here.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2012 Classic: The Dark Knight Rises
"Why do we fall, Bruce?" "So we can get back up and find the happy hour."Part of the 52 Bar Joke... read more »
"Why do we fall, Bruce?" "So we can get back up and find the happy hour."Part of the 52 Bar Joke... read more »
2. 1997 Legacy: The Cocktail Shaker
Why was the shaker so noisy? It was trying to wake up the spirits.Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The ... read more »
Why was the shaker so noisy? It was trying to wake up the spirits.Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The ... read more »
3. 2006 Classic: The Mojito
The bartender says, "I dream in mint leaves. Make it stop."Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “T... read more »
The bartender says, "I dream in mint leaves. Make it stop."Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “T... read more »
4. 2006 Vintage: The Bouncer
"You're too drunk for Twitter." "I'll tweet about this!"Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twit... read more »
"You're too drunk for Twitter." "I'll tweet about this!"Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twit... read more »
5. 1999 Legacy: The Beer Flight
A guy orders a flight and says, "Take me to the moon!"Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “P... read more »
A guy orders a flight and says, "Take me to the moon!"Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “P... read more »
6. 2020 Archive: The Ice Cube
"I'm an ice cube in a world of meltdowns."Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom ... read more »
"I'm an ice cube in a world of meltdowns."Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom ... read more »
7. 2006 Classic: The MySpace Era
A guy says, "Check out my profile song!" The bartender says, "I'd rather listen to a blender."Pa... read more »
A guy says, "Check out my profile song!" The bartender says, "I'd rather listen to a blender."Pa... read more »
8. 2009 Vintage: The Whiskey Sour
"As sour as the unemployment rate."Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Editio... read more »
"As sour as the unemployment rate."Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Editio... read more »
9. 2019 Classic: The VSCO Girl
A girl walks in, drops her metal straw, and yells, "Sksksk and I oop!" The bartender says, "I do... read more »
A girl walks in, drops her metal straw, and yells, "Sksksk and I oop!" The bartender says, "I do... read more »
10. 2007 Vintage: The Sex on the Beach
"Can we rename this 'The 2007'?" "No."Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edit... read more »
"Can we rename this 'The 2007'?" "No."Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edit... read more »
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found this via a link. glad i clicked.
so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.