2024 Archive: The Coaster

A guy tries to “scroll” the coaster with his thumb.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »

@PowerRanger_Red02/10/2008 10:30It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@QuickTime_Viewer02/09/2014 08:21Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@XFiles_Spooky_M08/12/2015 02:45Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Kazaa_Leecher03/13/1998 10:39I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real11/03/2001 00:59I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob11/17/2001 22:52The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!