A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. He asks, “Is it dark in here?” The bartender says, “No, Dave, that’s just the glasses. The eclipse ended two hours ago. You’re just staring at a wall.”
Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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