2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail

“I’ll have a ‘Melting Glacier’.” The bartender gives him a glass of water and a look of existential dread.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A girl starts rolling on the bar floor and doing a "kangaroo hop...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A girl orders a green drink and starts defying gravity (she's ju...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

"Saltier than a fan of the losing team at the Euros."Part of the...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus05/29/2008 16:40What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Blockbuster_Refugee08/10/2000 12:17Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Coffee_Addict11/20/2003 11:52404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Overly_Attached04/04/1996 21:33I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Epic_Fail_Guy10/21/2009 02:10This joke is an Epic Win!