2024 Legacy: The Tequila

One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky09/25/2014 04:25I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle06/07/2009 21:14What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Dawson_Creek_Fan03/06/1996 07:04I am crying... with laughter!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs01/08/2009 20:31Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost11/11/2006 07:42Laughing at the security of my own ribs!