The stool moves to the left because it detected a “more interesting conversation” was happening there.
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2011 Legacy: The Pinterest
A woman tries to pay with a picture of a DIY cocktail she saw online.Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: T... read more »
A woman tries to pay with a picture of a DIY cocktail she saw online.Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: T... read more »
2. 2022 Classic: The Dark and Stormy
"The weather report for the global economy."Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitte... read more »
"The weather report for the global economy."Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitte... read more »
3. 2015 Legacy: The Martian
A guy orders a drink and says, "I'm going to have to science the s*** out of this hangover."Part... read more »
A guy orders a drink and says, "I'm going to have to science the s*** out of this hangover."Part... read more »
4. 2004 Classic: The iPod Mini
A guy shows off his neon-colored iPod Mini. The bartender says, "It’s cute. Does it come with a ... read more »
A guy shows off his neon-colored iPod Mini. The bartender says, "It’s cute. Does it come with a ... read more »
5. 1999 Legacy: The Manhattan
A guy orders a Manhattan and says, "I want to be a part of it... before it's gone."Part of ... read more »
A guy orders a Manhattan and says, "I want to be a part of it... before it's gone."Part of ... read more »
6. 2001 Legacy: The White Russian
A guy orders one and says, "The Dude abides in 2001."Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey... read more »
A guy orders one and says, "The Dude abides in 2001."Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey... read more »
7. 2011 Archive: The Thor
A guy tries to lift a heavy beer mug and fails. He says, "I am not worthy!" The bartender says, ... read more »
A guy tries to lift a heavy beer mug and fails. He says, "I am not worthy!" The bartender says, ... read more »
8. 2015 Archive: The Margarita
"Saltier than a fan who didn't get tickets to the new Star Wars."Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2... read more »
"Saltier than a fan who didn't get tickets to the new Star Wars."Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2... read more »
9. 2008 Archive: The Facebook Wall
A guy tries to "Post" a picture on the bar's actual wood wall with glue.Part of the 62 Bar Jokes... read more »
A guy tries to "Post" a picture on the bar's actual wood wall with glue.Part of the 62 Bar Jokes... read more »
10. 2007 Legacy: The Bouncer
"You're too drunk to 'Check In'."Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition a... read more »
"You're too drunk to 'Check In'."Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition a... read more »
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