The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars.
“Just one drink” is how you end up at 4 AM explaining your life story to a taco truck driver.
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Taking a photo of me laughing!
i’m gonna tell this to my manager tomorrow and see what happens.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.