A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The bartender says, “Can you change your jacket to a ‘Happy Hour’ sign? I’ll give you a free drink.”
Part of the 30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2024 Archive: The Hawk Tuah
A girl walks into a bar and asks for a "Spit on That Thang" cock...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
I see funny people... everywhere!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.