A girl walks into a bar and asks for a “Spit on That Thang” cocktail. The bartender says, “I’m calling the health inspector and the bouncer. Get out.”
Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
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2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
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2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!