2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Espresso

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, “I’m working late, cause I’m a singer!” The bartender says, “Sabrina, we’re closing in ten minutes.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Buffy_Fan9706/14/2005 21:02Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Discman_Skipper06/23/2007 05:45Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@ChatRoom_Queen08/18/1996 05:42A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Oracle_Says10/01/2001 01:02I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Pi_Mathematics08/10/2001 14:27Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky12/31/2004 13:19One billion... laughs!

@Fat_Bastard_Get08/12/2006 07:52Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Mocking_Sponge08/03/2007 08:59mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.