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The Bear Patience

Why pauses are important in conversation.

A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a… beer.” The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?” The bear looks at his hands and says, “I’ve always had them.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker02/04/2005 22:00It really whips the llama's ass!
@Snatch_Mickey05/10/1996 11:51Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Ali_G_In_Da_H03/30/2003 23:18Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Overly_Attached02/03/2001 13:30I’m watching you... read this joke!
@PopUp_Blocker_X03/30/2002 00:35I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Llamas_With_Hats07/28/2003 07:36Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat01/18/1998 07:47Heh heh heh. Good one.

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3 thoughts on “The Bear Patience”

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    User_301 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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