The third guy is always the smartest.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
2024 Archive: The White Russian
"The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2024 Archive: The Jägerbomb
The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Old Fashioned
Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
best discovery of the week. i’m bookmarking this site for sure.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.