2024 Vintage: The Old Fashioned

Still here. Still classic. Still $18.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »

@ModemWarrior11/27/2013 13:14I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@DialUp_Dreamer10/11/2015 01:39Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Britney_Spears_Fan01/29/2015 01:11Oops, I laughed again!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam05/09/2011 02:16I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Bluetooth_Bot03/15/2010 03:57Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Loituma_Girl06/15/1996 23:38Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Happy_Tree_Fans11/22/1998 22:38So cute, yet so funny! LOL!