Why did the blonde put her cat in the freezer?
Someone told her she needed a “cool cat.”
Why did the blonde throw a rock at the ground?
This one is a total US humor staple: She wanted to hit the floor.
Why did the blonde put her phone in the oven?
Looking for a smile? This blonde joke is a winner: She heard the new update was ‘hot’.
2025 Vintage: Lady Gaga & Bruno’s Smile
Why did “Die With a Smile” win Best Pop Duo? Because when you put those two vocal cords together, the Grammys basically have to surrender… Read More »2025 Vintage: Lady Gaga & Bruno’s Smile
2024 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anatomy of a Fall win? For showing that a French courtroom drama and a suspicious fall from a window are the best ingredients… Read More »2024 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
“The only thing Apple hasn’t tried to put a screen on yet.” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload”… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
2024 Vintage: The Old Fashioned
Still here. Still classic. Still $18. Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The Wednesday Hype
Why did Jenna Ortega lose? Because the Academy is still too “old school” to realize that a viral TikTok dance is the new currency of… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Wednesday Hype
2023 Vintage: The Threads Update
My surgeon was late because he was busy posting a 50-part thread about why scalpels are “overrated.” I told him, “Just cut me, don’t tweet… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Threads Update
2022 Classic: The Matthew Macfadyen Justice
Why did Tom Wambsgans win? For proving that “The Disgusting Brothers” strategy actually works in the eyes of the Academy. Part of the 32 Emmy… Read More »2022 Classic: The Matthew Macfadyen Justice