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Why did the blonde put her cat in the freezer?

Someone told her she needed a “cool cat.”

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her cat in the freezer?”

  1. User_314
    User_314 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.

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