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2020 Classic: The Port

 Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”

Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Jack08/13/1998 09:52I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Sion_Partier08/16/1995 10:33The last city on Earth loves this one!
@PeanutButter_J04/30/2003 01:53It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Marquee_Text_Fan01/09/2008 18:48<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Railgun_Sniper08/06/1998 03:56I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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