Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, completely mesmerized by the digital “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed… Read More »2022 Classic: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
Why did Tom Wambsgans win? For proving that “The Disgusting Brothers” strategy actually works in the eyes of the Academy. Part of the 32 Emmy… Read More »2022 Classic: The Matthew Macfadyen Justice
“The bulb is out. 2020 strikes again.” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great Indoors archive. Historically Verified
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Classic: The Port
Why was 2019 so “Duh”? Because Billie Eilish arrived with neon green hair and whispering vocals to prove that you can sweep the Grammys while… Read More »2019 Archive: Billie Eilish (Bad Guy)
Why did the lawyer sue the “Leap Second” (again)? Because he felt 2019 was “too short” for his annual billing goals. Part of the 48… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Technicality
I’m “shaking” off the haters of the new trilogy. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Classic: The Salt
Why John Cho? For proving that you can film a whole movie on a computer screen and it’s still more thrilling than most $100 million… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Searching Desktop
Why did The Last Knight lead the nominations? Because by the fifth movie, the only thing “Transformed” was the audience’s willingness to ever see a robot again.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Transformers’ Exhaustion
Why was her Fences win so emotional? Because when Viola Davis cries, the entire world feels like they should also be crying and possibly apologizing… Read More »2017 Legacy: Viola Davis’s Triple Crown
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