Why did The Last Knight lead the nominations? Because by the fifth movie, the only thing “Transformed” was the audience’s willingness to ever see a robot again.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Transformers’ Exhaustion
Why was her Fences win so emotional? Because when Viola Davis cries, the entire world feels like they should also be crying and possibly apologizing… Read More »2017 Legacy: Viola Davis’s Triple Crown
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic the bottle is just a QR code.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine”… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Generic 2
She’s the only person who can make a “Thumbs Up” emoji look like a dismissal. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Archive: The Chat Room
Why was he touching Scarlett Johansson and Idina Menzel’s faces? Because after the “Adele Dazeem” incident, he decided that tactile feedback was the only way… Read More »2015 Archive: John Travolta’s Face Touching
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force &… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Otto
Why was the traveler correcting the “Departure” sign? Because Al told him that “grammar matters,” even at 3 AM. Part of the 47 Travel Jokes:… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Weird Al “Word Crimes”
Why the Dan Auerbach production? For the album that turned up the guitars and made “Summertime Sadness” feel like a distant, hazy dream. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Lana Del Rey “Ultraviolence”
Securing a modern smartphone into a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt right next to a plastic container of peppermint… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Cellular Waistband Armor
Why did the lawyer bring a “GoPro” to court? To get a “first-person view” of the witness’s soul leaving their body. Part of the 46… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Witness Stand
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