Why did the lawyer bring a “GoPro” to court? To get a “first-person view” of the witness’s soul leaving their body.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
I choose to believe it’s funny.
Heh heh heh. Good one.