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2013 Legacy: The Witness Stand

 Why did the lawyer bring a “GoPro” to court? To get a “first-person view” of the witness’s soul leaving their body.

Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StarWars_Nerd10/06/2002 08:32The farce is strong with this one!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher10/02/2000 01:52I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Pentium_Power08/02/2012 12:32My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Silk_Road_Ghost04/25/2006 08:02Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Technorati_Tag10/25/2005 15:09Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Believe_It_Or_N05/22/2005 22:28I choose to believe it’s funny.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat02/06/2001 15:49Heh heh heh. Good one.

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