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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Partner
Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
The human guide to online humor.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!