2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror

A lawyer’s mirror told him, “You look like you’re about to lose.” He sued the mirror manufacturer for “intentional infliction of pre-trial anxiety.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

@Zelda_Link08/06/2001 19:18It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@HTML_Hacker04/28/2009 17:29<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Broadband_Newbie07/16/2015 00:53Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Breakfast_Club_B03/02/2010 08:36Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Dark_Web_Joker02/08/2006 08:21Found this on the deep end of the net.

@Filter_Fanatic08/08/2003 11:28This joke looks better with a sepia filter.