Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hourly Rate
He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition
In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
2025 Archive: The Neuralink Subpoena
Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
One joke to rule them all!
The power of three... laughs!
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Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, no trackers, just good jokes.
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.