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The First Year Associate

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vacuum cleaner? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt on the inside.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Korn_Follower12/18/1999 18:51Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Jackass_Johnny08/03/2007 19:14Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@BackToFuture_M01/21/1996 07:00Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Philosoraptor_X10/03/2002 21:40If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Smosh_Old_School08/27/2013 20:53Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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