2025 Vintage: The Final Word

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for “Navigational Rights-of-Way in a Post-Human Landscape.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CyberSteve09/01/2011 06:10Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Pixel_Addict03/13/2001 21:18LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Fresh_Prince_9004/15/1997 21:59In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@CRT_Degauss06/03/1999 12:57BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Brazil_Terry_G06/18/2010 16:59Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S07/21/2006 20:13I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Party_On_Garth12/06/2011 06:57I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Frag_Master_9906/02/2014 10:05Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Mind_Blown_Gif04/18/2002 13:03*Boom* - there goes my brain!