2025 Legacy: The Power Move

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate the tech-dependent judge with “analog mystery.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

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@ICQ_Flower08/01/1996 19:31The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Hanson_Fan_9710/08/2000 00:16Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Binary_Boy06/21/1995 16:0601001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/19/2014 06:41Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan07/25/2005 14:59Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Digg_Submitter_0505/31/2002 08:03Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Tagged_Network09/01/2007 05:08You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Futurama_Fry_M10/24/1999 03:40Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

@Viewer_Number_105/08/2002 13:26First! And it’s funny!