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The Speeding Ticket

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.

I told my lawyer I was guilty. He said, “Don’t worry, we’ll find a technicality that says the law doesn’t apply to people with your hair color.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@LiveJournal_Deep08/16/2007 06:11Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

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