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2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge

 Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% “Organic Intelligence Premium” for clients who wanted their lies crafted by a real person.

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye10/25/2000 11:44Better than a headshot in Complex!
@HTML_Hacker01/28/2007 20:48<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Oracle_Says02/25/1999 00:18I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Walter_Sobchak10/01/2007 10:16Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Snatch_Mickey05/28/2012 13:22Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Rugrats_Tommy06/07/2012 12:45A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Yugioh_Duelist03/24/2013 00:12You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Doge_Much_Funny05/05/2015 17:53Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Ancient_Aliens_G01/29/2000 15:29I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@One_Does_Not_S06/01/2000 09:31One does not simply read one joke.

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