Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% “Organic Intelligence Premium” for clients who wanted their lies crafted by a real person.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
One does not simply read one joke.