In 2008, the economy went down faster than Yo Mama at a free donut convention. It was the year we met Tony Stark, saw the… Read More »54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Market Crash” Edition
In 1999, everyone was preparing for the end of the world, but the only thing truly ending was the floorboards whenever Yo Mama walked across… Read More »50 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Millennium Bug” Edition
How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 600 applied for the job.
Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? She didn’t know how to use left guard.
Why can’t blondes make Kool-Aid? They can’t get two quarts of water into the little packet.
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week. I tried to be romantic and lit some candles for dinner. My… Read More »The Romantic Dinner
You’d think he was there for the music, but it’s actually much more literal than that. He went to get some spare ribs!
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% “Organic Intelligence Premium” for clients who wanted their lies crafted by a real person.… Read More »2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my… sandwiches. I guess we’re “lunching” a new era. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Virtual Assistant
“I bought a digital racing rig!” “For $5,000?” “I need to feel the G-force of my declining youth, Brenda!” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
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