Why do ghosts love lean meat? Because they want to stay “boo-tifully” thin.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want it that way... the funny way!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
One does not simply read one joke.
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.