What do you call a group of musical whales?

An orca-stra.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

They’d crack each other up.read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

Sofishticated.read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor07/26/2007 17:08You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Kazaa_Leecher07/30/2008 14:21I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Tank_Operator08/08/1997 14:29Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Reservoir_Joe09/24/1995 10:27Professional humor for professional people.

@Celebrity_DM08/07/2006 16:19Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Chocolate_Rain09/03/2004 07:24I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Distracted_Boy05/01/2006 06:48Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Prodigy_User_X11/15/2004 02:54Way better than the Prodigy boards!