Kid: Dad, how do I look?…

Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@ICQ_Master9904/20/2013 09:45Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@MIRC_Operator02/13/2003 17:53/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Harry_Potter_Ron07/22/1998 19:30Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Student_Life_0104/10/2014 07:31Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr08/20/2014 20:07The magic man... is laughing!

@HotBot_User06/26/2011 02:32Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Boxxy_Queen05/24/2013 01:16I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!