Q: Why did the man get…

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn’t concentrate.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

@Angelfire_User10/13/2006 15:26Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@QuickTime_Viewer01/19/2013 12:52Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Hotmail_Checker05/18/2003 12:58Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Hercules_Xena10/02/2004 08:47By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Pirate_Bay_9906/21/1997 06:35Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Project_Mayhem06/28/2004 11:38Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Memento_Guy07/12/2006 14:24Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@He_Man_Power10/12/2010 12:36I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Toolbar_Hater03/29/1996 08:17My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!