It left its Windows open.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!