What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

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@Pager_Guy01/27/2015 20:57Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Retro_Gamer_Girl08/11/2005 10:21Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam05/19/2011 05:47I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Kazaa_Leecher03/14/2014 17:43I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Korn_Follower12/08/2000 16:33Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan11/26/1997 20:26Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Orange_Mocha_F05/23/2004 06:00Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Animated_Mail_G07/31/2004 11:16The spinning envelope told me to come here.