Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Why is the cow always...
Q: Why is the cow always smiling?
A: It’s in a good mooood I gue...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
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Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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