Why don’t mountains get cold in winter?

They wear snow caps.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

@ChatRoom_Queen11/18/2004 16:36A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee07/05/2013 16:20A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Sion_Partier07/20/2005 06:52The last city on Earth loves this one!

@American_Psycho_P01/17/2000 15:52I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Total_Recall_Fan05/14/2005 02:10Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Walter_Sobchak05/10/2001 20:18Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Reservoir_Joe12/21/2013 22:45Professional humor for professional people.

@Footloose_Ren05/15/2009 08:16Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Charlie_Bit_Me09/28/2002 06:50Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!