Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Encarta_User11/12/2009 19:36I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@MIRC_Ghost09/20/2004 16:06Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Simpson_Quotes07/29/1997 11:11D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Firewall_Wizard10/01/2015 08:52Letting this joke through the port.

@Salt_Bae_Original02/12/2010 17:07Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Arthas_Fan_0212/06/1995 08:34Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan07/06/1998 12:16OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@Boxxy_Queen10/07/2000 08:29I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@Hat_Tip_Sir11/07/1999 01:33M’lady... this joke is superb.