Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
This is why we need the internet.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
This site is very exciting!