Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
That was super fast and super funny!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.