Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle11/17/2012 10:29What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@QuickTime_Viewer02/20/2013 20:09Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Prestige_World_W06/17/2006 14:16Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Blue_Your_My_Boy11/02/2001 02:49You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Keyboard_Cat_P03/23/2001 15:03Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Arthur_Fist_Fan06/02/1997 13:44My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Flash_Intro_Hater09/30/2005 05:33Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Club_Penguin_Kid07/01/2003 13:05Waddle on over and read this!

@Safari_Surfer01/26/2015 16:22A wild laugh appeared!