Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Tapping my way to a good mood.